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February 13 2012
ultimatums
Ya wanna unhitch me or do you want to take me AND the carpet for a walk?
leeshez r ment fer goggiez, nawt meh!
September 27 2011
August 10 2011
*Th. . .thanks. I think.*
August 06 2011
*NO, THAT’S NOT WHY YOUR GUESTS LEFT EARLY.*
Notice how people start yawning, whenever you speak? You do realize, it’s NOT because they’re tired, right?
r u rly dis borin all teh tiem?
July 16 2011
I appreciate
I appreciate your offer to come and cook in the underworld but I think the poor souls there have suffered enough already.
eben ur oven cant deel wif ur cookin.
June 29 2011
You realize
You realize it’s just the same 26 letters being rearranged, don’t you?
so stawp maykin such silleh werdz up!
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June 28 2011
Light travels faster
Light travels faster dan sound. ….dis is whi sum people appear bright until yew hear dem speak
talkin can b a bery trikkee fing.
Faeborit Coment: “Turn awn teh lite sew Ai can heer yoo better, kitteh” – poussinboi
June 23 2011
*CLOSE ENOUGH*
You’re pursuing a 2nd career? You currently clean toilets, right? Oh, attorney. Meh, same difference.
at leest nao u wil stawp gettin in trublol all teh tiem.
May 24 2011
Quelle surprise.
April 25 2011
April 16 2011
an I gotz like 1235132512395182 in student loans…
Well, wit mai liberal arts major, what did U expect???
aiz rly jus tryin 2 keep a roof ober mai hed.
April 09 2011
That noise
That noise was just you singing in the shower? What a relief. For a moment there, I thought it was some squirrels stuck in the dryer vent again.
aifinkso u need 2 tayk sum lessunz.
April 07 2011
So, you have
So, you have an internet boyfriend. Is he a bit like those imaginary boyfriends you used to have? Kind of not totally there…?
Faeborit Coment: “Himz as hannsum as yew want him 2 be, aifinkso.” – sneezeecat
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March 14 2011
March 13 2011
You coulda told me
You coulda told me dem birds were fake before I ran headfirst into da wall..
February 11 2011
Yez I IZ
Yez I IZ too preshus fur wurdz. U can shut up nao.
February 08 2011
YOU APPEAR
February 03 2011
When you went away
When you went away on vacation, I felt so depressed & irritated – it was like you never left.
hopefullee u felt teh saym way on ur trip.
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January 31 2011
Leg warmerz?
Leg warmerz? Reely! Do I luks like Olibia Nooton Jon?
fashun kitteh’s fashun senses r nawt tinglin.
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January 17 2011
Now look.
Now look. I know you have all this brilliant space to think of a very unique, and clever caption that may, or may not be voted on to your beloved homepage, but in the meantime could you please give me a freaking hand here!? I’m falling off the table, for Pete’s sake!!!
aifink itz ur oan falt, kitteh.
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